Category Archives: My Diary
BRIANNA’S CREEPY, FREAKY WALL PAINTING
As you know, I have MAD art skills! What you may NOT know is that it runs in the family! I spent some of Saturday morning teaching Brianna how to draw people, and she did a TOTALLY awesome job! She even drew a picture of me that looked pretty close to how I actually look. […] Read more
MY TRAUMATIZING TRIP TO MY MOM’S GYM
You know how my mom has been taking this spin class at the gym with MacKenzie’s mom? (In case you don’t know, it’s this intense exercise class involving stationary bikes.) She’s kind of obsessed with it, and I have NO IDEA why. It sounds like the teacher’s a nasty bike bully. My mom said she […] Read more
Dork Diaries 2015-01-27 02:12:18
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THE THING MY MOM TOLD MACKENZIE’S MOM
Remember how MacKenzie gave me a gift because her mom made her, after MY mom said something about me in their spin class? I found out what she said, and I am SO totally annoyed! I was sitting by myself in lunch yesterday because Chloe was out sick and Zoey was doing something in the […] Read more
THE GIFT MACKENZIE GAVE ME!
It’s time! Seriously, I mean it! I’m really going to tell you guys what gift MacKenzie gave me! Just to catch you up, in case your computer exploded and you haven’t read my blog in two weeks (because there’s no other good excuse not to read it!!!): MacKenzie added me on Skype during the holiday […] Read more
6 THINGS MACKENZIE MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ME
As you might remember from my last blog post, MacKenzie RANDOMLY added me on Skype not too long ago and then told me she bought me a belated holiday gift. I would have been less surprised if she said, “I just grew a second mouth, which means I’ll be using DOUBLE the lip gloss and […] Read more
MY SUPER SURPRISING SKYPE MESSAGE!!
I CANNOT believe what happened! I would be less shocked if a dozen fireflies flittered right out of my nose and then morphed together into my dad…that’s how TOTALLY shocked I am! I haven’t been writing a lot about MacKenzie lately because writing about her means thinking about her, and I’m SO not cool with […] Read more
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE HOLIDAY DANCE!!
OMG, my legs are KILLING me…because I’ve been doing my Snoopy Happy Dance for a whole week straight!! As you might remember from my post last week, Brandon asked me to the holiday dance, and Theo asked Zoey. I know you were probably wondering about Chloe. (I totally forgot to tell you that story!) She […] Read more
WHY I CAN’T STOP DOING MY SNOOPY HAPPY DANCE!!
Squeeee!! BRB, can’t type…doing my Snoopy happy dance! Back! OMG, I am SO flipping psyched!!! Our school’s holiday dance is this Friday night, and I know what you’re thinking. I must be excited because I’m going with Brandon. Well, duh! That IS pretty awesome! But that’s not why I’m so giddy. I’m super excited for […] Read more
OUR SUPER WEIRD CHRISTMAS TREE
It’s official: we have the most ridiculous Christmas tree ever! I’m not inviting ANYONE over to hang out until January because this thing is TOTALLY hideous! I suppose I should back up a bit to tell you the full story. This past weekend, I was decorating the tree with Mom, Dad, and Brianna, and we […] Read more
