Category Archives: My Diary
BOOKISH COSTUMES BRAINSTORM!!!
Chloe, Zoey, and I are going to volunteer at the elementary school’s Halloween Festival! Mrs. Peach asked if we would help out at the library’s booth, so we have to dress up as book characters. We’ve been brainstorming ideas for costumes. We obviously can’t use all of them, but I thought I’d share them here […] Read more
PUMPKIN CARVING—AGAINST MY WILL!!!
OMG, little sisters are SO annoying!!!! Brianna has been YAPPING about carving pumpkins ever since the leaves started changing colors. Ugh!! Lately, my mom has been nagging me about going to the pumpkin patch. But a I am SO over getting covered in mud from head to toe hunting for a pumpkin that I could […] Read more
BLOCK PARTY BLUES
I don’t think I’ve ever been LESS excited to go to a party than I was today. I was binge-watching a super awesome marathon of Fashion Star when my mom popped her head in and told me to get ready for a block party. A block party??? Apparently, some wierdo in our neighborhood decided it […] Read more
MUSIC FESTIVAL, HERE I COME!!!!!
OMG!! I had the most amaaaaaazing day ever!!!!!! Okay, so Zoey’s dad is a record executive (records are how music used to be played, before the world got CIVILIZED—basically, he works in the music industry). And it took some arm-twisting, but I got my parents to say YES when Zoey invited me to this super […] Read more
NIKKI’S BATHING SUIT NIGHTMARE, PART 2!!!!
OMG, remember my bathing suit nightmare? I was forced to wear either my mother’s bathing suit—which was a 1980’s tie-dyed DISASTER—or Brianna’s stretched out, ruffle-butted My Little Pony suit to the COMMUNITY POOL!!! I have finally recovered from my trauma enough to tell you what happened when we got there. (HINT: I did NOT slip […] Read more
MY BATHING SUIT NIGHTMARE!!!
OMG!! Today I had the biggest fashion dilemma EVER in the history of the WORLD!!! The week had been unbelievably HOT and our A/C broke. Mom and Dad said it wasn’t “ecologically responsible” to drive around and around in the car with the A/C on. I was SO HOT I would have even been okay […] Read more
BRIANNA’S TOTALLY UNFAIR UNBIRTHDAY!!!
Don’t mind me, just hiding from a pack of six-year-olds. Hiding isn’t the right word. Cowering? Figuring out how I might disguise myself and escape this house? It all started when Brianna watched the old animated Disney version of Alice in Wonderland. I tried to warn her not to. That creepy cat gave me nightmares […] Read more
Invasion Of The Zombie Cousins!!!!!
I was TOTALLY prepared for the arrival of my crazy Maxwell cousins. I’d hidden my valuables. Chloe and Zoey were on standby to brainstorm escape routes via text. Brandon even said I could come volunteer at Fuzzy Friends if things got too crazy around here! When their van pulled up, I got super sweaty. Was […] Read more
MY CRAZY MAXWELL COUSINS ARE COMING!!!
School’s out for the summer, which is amazing. BUT, summer also means the arrival of CRAZY MAXWELL COUSINS!!! In the madness of final exams and year-end parties, somehow I forgot!! Every summer my Aunt Janet takes a road trip with her FIVE KIDS up and down the east coast. They live in Florida, so by […] Read more
BRIANNA IS MY HERO! (OR SHE JUST MADE MY LIFE A LOT WORSE!!)
I’M SO CONFUSED!!! I can’t decide if I need to change my name and move away, or if I have the BEST little sister in the world!! There was this big end-of-school year party in the park tonight. There were going to be bonfires, a DJ, and BRANDON was going to be there. So, of […] Read more
