Category Archives: My Diary
WHY I WILL NEVER TRAVEL WITH BRIANNA AGAIN!!!
I am NEVER stepping foot in an airport with Brianna EVER AGAIN!! My dad has some exterminator’s convention in Indianapolis, which is where my mom’s BFF from high school lives, and Grandma had some frequent flyer miles that needed to get used. So apparently we’re taking a family trip to Indi for mid-winter break. This […] Read more
BRIANNA’S FIRST FUNERAL
Funerals are SO not my idea of a good time, but that’s how I had to spend my Saturday!! Dad’s main exterminator rival died suddenly last week, and somehow that meant our WHOLE FAMILY had to go to his funeral. I don’t even understand why my DAD had to be there. They weren’t friends! They […] Read more
CHLOE’S HAUNTED HOUSE!!!
I had just gotten out of a SUPER relaxing bubble bath when my phone rang. It was Chloe. “NIKKI!! MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED!! OMG!!!!” At least that’s what I think she said. She was screaming like MacKenzie if she got dog poop all over her designer shoes. “Haunted? What are you talking about??” “COME OVER!! […] Read more
Happy Valentine’s Day!!
Dear Dork Diaries Fans, Happy Valentine’s Day! May all of your Valentine wishes come true!! Love, Nikki Maxwell P.S.: Don’t you just LOVE this video?! SQUEEEEEE!! Read more
MY POOPY VALENTINE!
I was SO excited when my mom came home from the store with candy hearts and supplies to make Valentines. I was going to make Valentines for Chloe and Zoey and…maybe even BRANDON! SQUEEEEE!!!!! “Not so fast,” my mom said. “I got this stuff for Brianna.” Which, I’m SORRY, but I think six years […] Read more
BRIANNA, THE QUEEN OF MINI GOLF!!!!
ARRGHHH!!! So, a while back I ACCIDENTALLY agreed to take Brianna mini-golfing. I don’t know what I was thinking. I WASN’T thinking, obviously!!!! Today was the day. Dad was working and Mom had a dentist appointment. She dropped us off at Go Go Golf Family Amusement Center, which was known for its huge indoor miniature […] Read more
AAAAHHHH!!!! I HAVE ARTIST’S BLOCK!!!!!
Is artist’s block a real thing?? Because I’m pretty sure I have a REALLY BAD case of it!!! It started kind of slowly. I didn’t do much doodling for a few days. Whatever. I was busy. I wrote in my diary. I just didn’t draw. Okay. But then we were in the pediatrician’s waiting room […] Read more
BRIANNA IS THE WORST NURSE EVER!!!
I have never been so sick in. My. LIFE!!!! I’m pretty sure I’m going to die. I would like to leave all my art supplies to my BFF, Zoey, and all my cutest clothes to my BFF, Chloe. I’ll even leave my phone to Brianna, since I’ll be dead anyway! My head is POUNDING. […] Read more
I WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN!!!!
BRRRRR!!!! I have never been so cold in. My. LIFE!!!!! I mean, okay, at least I have warm clothes and a roof over my head. But a lot of good that roof does me. You know why? Our HEATER is broken!!!! This morning, I was in the middle of a dream about helping scientists in […] Read more
I RESOLVE TO NEVER MAKE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION AGAIN!!!
For Christmas, my mom got a gym membership and she’s been going almost every day to an exercise class or something. She comes back all sweaty, exhausted, and…happy? It’s weird. But kind of inspiring. So, I decided to try it. NOT my mom’s old people Zumba dance classes. But just…exercise. I mean, I get some […] Read more
