Category Archives: My Diary
SNOW DAY! SQUEEEE!!
OMG! Monday mornings are the WORST 🙁 ! Especially during the winter months when it’s always so dark and gloomy. As usual, I woke up and dragged myself out of bed. But, when I looked outside, I couldn’t BELIEVE my eyes! There was like a foot of SNOW outside! Apparently, a big blizzard hit […] Read more
QUIRKY QUESTION OF THE WEEK
It’s YOUR birthday! You’re throwing the ULTIMATE birthday party just like Nikki did in Dork Diaries Book 13! Describe the type of party you’re having and what 12 guests are on your fantasy guest list. You can invite friends, celebs, and your fav TV/movie/book characters! I can’t wait to read your answers in the comments […] Read more
Happy New Year!!
Read my first few diary entries of the year, found in Book 5: Tales from a Not-So Smart Miss Know-it-all! Read more
CRAZY CRAFT FAIR COMPETITION
When I agreed to take Brianna to her dance school craft fair, I did NOT know I was agreeing to sit at a booth with her and try to sell her macaroni necklaces! And I DEFINITELY did not know we’d be competing against Mackenzie and her little sister!!! To prepare these 6-year-olds for the cutthroat […] Read more
HOW TO MAKE SNOWMAN COOKIE POPS!
When Brianna marched into my room and asked me if we could make a snowman, I just rolled my eyes at that girl. I mean, did she ever take a look out the window to see that there was absolutely NO TRACE of snow on the ground?! So, when I tried to convince her that […] Read more
QUIRKY QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Hey readers, I have a REALLY FUN quirky question for you today! You know how in the Disney movie, Cinderella, a fairy godmother appears out of nowhere to grant Cinderella ONE special wish? Well, now YOU get to be in Cinderella’s shoes! (No pun intended, you know, since Cinderella wears glass slippers and loses one […] Read more
DAD’S PIE PANDEMONIUM!
Okay, it all started when my dad baked a delicious apple pie for my mom. Mom said she loved it so much that he should enter the 89th Annual Westchester Pie Contest. It started out fine. I mean, I like pies! (Except when he goes a little over the top with his ideas – avocado […] Read more
QUIRKY QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Today’s quirky question is about SLEEPOVERS! That’s right! I want to know what YOU would do if the following thing ever happened while you’re hanging out overnight with your friends. Let’s say that, as a sleepover prank, your BFFs wet your clothes and then stuffed them into the freezer! And when you find them the […] Read more
TALENT SHOW TROUBLE!
I can’t believe it’s already November! The weather is chilly, the leaves are changing, and Thanksgiving is right around the corner. The most important thing about November is that there’s a really big TALENT SHOW coming up at our school! Below is an excerpt from my November diary, DORK DIARIES BOOK 3: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-TALENTED POP STAR. […] Read more
PLAN A SPOOK-TACULAR HALLOWEEN PARTY!
Halloween is RIGHT around the corner, so we’ve brought back a FREAKY FAN FAVORITE… our Spook-tacular Halloween Quiz! This quiz is so fun that it’s SCARY!! You get to pick SPOOK-TACULAR treats, decorations, cakes, and even COSTUMES! We’ve also included a lot of fun new stuff, like sneaky snacks, diabolical drinks and the trendiest […] Read more
