Category Archives: My Diary
CRAZY COOKIE CRISIS!!
When the doorbell rang, I just figured it was a package. My mom’s been having insomnia lately, and when she can’t sleep, she orders some seriously weird stuff online. It’s kind of entertaining to see what she buys! But it wasn’t a delivery. It was a Girl Scout. She had a wagon full of cookie […] Read more
Happy Valentine’s Day!!
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HAVE YOU SEEN DAISY?!
“NIKKI! NIKKI! HEEEELLP!!” Brianna shrieked. “DAISY’S GONE! SHE DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR!!” I was studying for my big Bio quiz when Brianna came running into the room, screaming her head off. Brianna has a very vivid imagination. So, you NEVER know whether she’s making something up or when she really means it. “Oh no,” I […] Read more
I’M TURNING INTO A HUMAN POPSICLE!!
If I don’t finish writing this entry, it will be because my fingers have frozen all the way through and snapped off my body. But don’t worry, it won’t be bloody. Because the blood will have all frozen in my veins. I’m basically a human popsicle! It’s COLD. Like, freeze-your-fingers-off cold. Don’t-cry-outside-or-your-tears-will-freeze-on-your-face cold. Which is […] Read more
ZOEY THE WORD WARRIOR!
lt’s a new year! I’m trying to be open to new things! Which is why when Zoey told us about a slam poetry open mic, I didn’t immediately say, “ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!!” Stand up on a stage and recite angry poetry for a room full of people? Or WORSE, sit in a room […] Read more
BFF WAR!! ☹
Chloe and Zoey have NOT been getting along, and it’s totally stressing me out! My first clue something was wrong came when Zoey rolled her eyes. I mean, if she’d been rolling her eyes at MacKenzie or our gym teacher, that wouldn’t have been a big deal. But she rolled her eyes at Chloe! Just […] Read more
I HAD AN AWESOME NEW YEAR’S!
I had the BEST New Year’s Eve EVER!! 🙂 Okay. NO, I didn’t get to go to some big party in a penthouse of the fanciest hotel downtown, even though I WAS invited! (Thanks, Zoey’s dad, Mr. Bigshot record producer!) But I still had a GREAT night! Squeee!! For Christmas, I gave my dad a […] Read more
Happy New Year!!
Happy New Year to all of my fabulous Dork Diaries fans! Read more
BEAUTY, BRIANNA AND THE BEAST!
I was NOT the one who begged to go see Beauty And The Beast. That was ALL Brianna. Her ballet teacher was dancing in this production and she begged to go see it. That was fine with me—a bonding night for Brianna and Mom, right? But nooooo, Mom thought it would be a fun cultural […] Read more
