Category Archives: Ask Brandon

WHAT SHOULD I GET A GUY FOR CHRISTMAS?!

Yo Brandon, I’M CONFUSED ABOUT BOYS!!!! I don’t know what to give my guy friends for Christmas. They like a lot of different stuff. Plus, They’re super nice and always giving me stuff I like, so I really want to return the favor. And I don’t want to ask them because I want it to […] Read more

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I’M OBSESSED WITH WINNING!

Hi Brandon! I’m entering a contest at my school and I want to WIN! I think I’m good enough to earn first place, but now I’m afraid to lose! Can you help me overcome my fear of losing? Lisa The Lousy Loser Hey Lisa The Lousy Loser, Okay, first of all, I think it’s awesome […] Read more

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My Dad Won’t Let Me Get A Pet!!!

Hey Brandon, I really want a pet and I’ve been asking forever but my dad just says no. This is so upsetting because I love pets. Now I’m really depressed because I’m never going to have one!! Help!!! I Want A Pet Pretty Please Hey I Want A Pet Pretty Please, It’s always such a […] Read more

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I NEVER FINISH ANYTHING!!!

Hi Brandon, I lose motivation super quickly. I love starting new projects and working on them, but I can never seem to finish them. I don’t know what to do. Help! The Procrastinator Hey Procrastinator, I totally know what you mean! In the beginning, a project can be super exciting. Maybe you’re learning a new […] Read more

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WHAT IF I DON’T MAKE THE TEAM?!?!

Hey Brandon, This year I’m trying out for a new team sport, and so far I like it. The problem is that I’ve never played before so almost all the girls are better then me. Tryouts are in January and I feel like I won’t make the team. What should I do? Troubled By Tough […] Read more

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HEEELP! MY PANTS FELL DOWN!!

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! HELP!! 🙁 Yesterday, all of my pants were in the wash, so I had to borrow my brother’s. During PE I was running around, and forgot my pants were a few sizes too big. Well guess what happened? My pants fell down!! Everyone saw me in my trunks, even the girls, […] Read more

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I MISS MY GUY FRIEND!

Dear Brandon, There’s this boy who used to be my best friend. We’d talk all night and I’d vent and rant to him and he gave me great advice. But since last month or so, we’ve completely stopped talking because my friends don’t like him at all. Then another boy told me that the only […] Read more

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HELP! Final vote on Nikki’s birthday cake!

Hey, what’s up!  It’s Brandon here. As you’ve probably noticed, everyone is BUZZING about Nikki’s birthday and the release of her new diary, DORK DIARIES BOOK 13: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-HAPPY BIRTHDAY! So, instead of doing my usual advice column, I decided to get in on the FUN, too. I’m sure you’ve already heard about all […] Read more

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EVERYONE’S INVITED TO THE PARTY BUT ME!

Dear Brandon,Yesterday, the most popular girl in my class handed out invitations for her virtual Zoom party. EVERYBODY got one except for me. And, when I asked her if I could come too, she said NO. I feel so left out. PLEASE HELP! Pity Party Read more

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I’M WORRIED ABOUT MY SISTER’S WEIGHT!!!

Dear Brandon, I love my sister a lot and care about her. Lately, she has been eating TONS of junk food. She eats it at night and hides behind the couch just to devour bags of goldfish! I am very worried and scared that when she’s older, she is going to be overweight and unhealthy! […] Read more

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