Category Archives: My Diary
EASTER WITH BRANDON AND THE SHUFFLEBOTTOMS, PART 2!
Hi everyone! Sorry I left you hanging with my Easter story last week. I’ve been super busy with school stuff, and I’ve also been recovering from the trauma of that HORRIFYING experience! I’m all good now, though, so here’s the rest of what happened! As you might remember, I heard the doorbell ring right after […] Read more
MY MOM TOTALLY TRAUMATIZED ME AGAIN!
OMG! I CANNOT believe what my mom made me do this weekend!! On Friday night she told me she was planning to spend Saturday babysitting Candy, Bambi, and Brandi Shufflebottom, these triplets from Brianna’s class. (Those poor girls, what HORRIBLE names!) I said, “Oh, man! That stinks! I’m SO glad I’ll be at the animal […] Read more
THE AWESOME APRIL FOOLS’ DAY PRANKS I HAVE PLANNED!
Squeeee! I’m SO excited that tomorrow is April Fools’ Day! I have the BEST pranks planned for my parents, Brianna, Chloe, and Zoey! I found some of these online, and I think they’re INGENIUS! After everyone goes to sleep tonight, I’m going to pour a bowl of generic high fiber raisin bran. (It’s my dad’s […] Read more
IF YOU HAD ONE WISH, WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?
Squeeeee!! I recently took Brianna to see the movie “Cinderella,” and it was the BEST movie ever! Okay, so, you know how Cinderella meets her fairy godmother and the fairy godmother gets to grant her ONE wish? Well, that part of the movie was SO super exciting that I wanted to use one of my […] Read more
THE HORRIBLE THING I DID TO CHLOE’S BOOK
I can’t believe what I did! Chloe trusted me with something super important, and I totally messed it up! She’s been writing this novel about a girl who has a crush on a character in a book…who comes to life and asks her out! (That’s so like her, huh? That girl’s all about books and […] Read more
WHY I’M NEVER WEARING SKINNY JEANS AGAIN!
OMG! I’m SO embarrassed! What happened today was so humiliating that I’m almost too mortified to tell you guys. ALMOST! Here’s what went down…. This morning, I decided to wear these skinny jeans I bought over the weekend with this cute, sparkly sweater. I’m not usually into jeans that are so tight, it looks like someone […] Read more
THE MOST EXHAUSTING SATURDAY EVER
This Saturday was supposed to be a super relaxing day, but it was a TOTAL nightmare!!! It started when I got out of bed at 5:00AM to use the bathroom. It was still dark outside, and my mom was all, “There you are, dear. Can you help me clean out the attic?” I said, “Um, […] Read more
BRANDON’S AWESOME VALENTINE’S DAY GIFT!!
I know you’ve probably been DYING to find out what Brandon gave me for Valentine’s Day! Sorry I always make you guess my gifts, but it’s so much fun to see what you guys come up with! You all had some awesome guesses, but it was something totally unique and creative! When I looked in […] Read more
MY SUPER AWESOME VALENTINE’S DAY WITH BRANDON!
Squeeeeee!! I had SUCH an awesome Valentine’s Day!! Chloe, Zoey, and I spent the day chilling together, baking heart-shaped cookies and cupcakes and giving each other pink manicures. (I know…we’re SUCH girls!) Then the night was flipping AWESOME!!! At first, I thought I was going to have to babysit Brianna because my mom and dad […] Read more
WHAT I TOLD MY PARENTS ABOUT BRIANNA’S FREAKY WALL ART
Remember how I told you last week about Brianna’s, um, INTERESTING wall painting? If you don’t remember, read all about it here and then come back. Welcome back! I’m sure you’re wondering how I explained all those creepy, freaky eyes to my parents WITHOUT admitting that I’d fallen asleep (which would have meant that Brianna […] Read more
