Category Archives: My Diary
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND UNDER BRIANNA’S BED!!
Spring is here!! Sunshine! Flowers blooming! The hope of summer! And what else? Apparently, spring cleaning! ☹ I was delivering a stack of folded laundry to Brianna’s room and I almost fell over when I opened her door. It STUNK like crazy! “MOM!!” Mom made her way over. Of course, by calling for Mom, that […] Read more
WORST HOUSEGUEST EVER!!
When Brianna asked if she could sign up to be in charge of her classroom pet for a weekend, I think my parents were expecting a fish or a small rodent. Maybe a bird? NOT A FIVE-FOOT LONG PYTHON!! Apparently, Monty Python doesn’t usually go home with students, especially since his giant aquarium is hard […] Read more
WORST SALON DAY EVER!!
When Grandma Maxwell said she wanted to take her girls for a day at the salon, I THOUGHT it would be relaxing. Boy, was I wrong! 🙁 I mean, I should have known. BRIANNA was invited. But Grandma Maxwell AND my mom were going to be there. I figured there would be enough adult eyes […] Read more
MOM’S EMERGENCY
“AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” Usually when someone screams around here, it’s ME. But, yesterday it was my mom. And she was falling down the stairs! I don’t even know how—I guess she’s just THAT old. I didn’t exactly go running to see what was wrong. I assumed Brianna was driving her cray-cray! But she kept screaming. I found […] Read more
MY DAD IS ANCIENT!!
OMG. I am NEVER trying to teach my dad something EVER AGAIN!!! I was trying to study for my history test when he came into my room. “I need to be on the social media,” he announced. The social media?? “What are you talking about?” I asked. “You know, the Instachat, the Snapgram, the Facefriends […] Read more
BOOKSIGNING SURPRISE
I thought CCPs were brutal. But wow!! They have nothing on fanatic readers!!! Today Chloe dragged me and Zoey to a book signing for one of her favorite authors and we barely got out alive!!! I can’t keep up with everything Chloe reads, but there is this one author she reads—and talks about—a lot. Her […] Read more
MY FREAKIEST DREAM EVER!!!
OMG! I just had the freakiest dream EVER!! If you’ve ever seen that old movie Freaky Friday, where the girl and her mom switch bodies, that gives you an idea what I’ve been through. Only it was WAY worse than switching bodies with my mom! I woke up, and everything was normal. It was a […] Read more
Happy Easter!!
Happy Easter!! Squeeeee!! Easter is here! Another holiday, another excuse to eat MASSIVE amounts of chocolate! Do you guys have any Easter traditions, like the egg hunt? Read more
I’M SO PROUD OF GRANDMA MAXWELL!!!
I am SO proud of Grandma Maxwell! Is that weird? That sounds kinda weird. But it’s TRUE!! Just as we were about to leave for the doctor, Grandma Maxwell stopped by to visit us, because we were in the neighborhood. Grandma Maxwell could see that Brianna was FREAKING OUT. I tried to tell her through […] Read more
