Category Archives: My Diary
WORST SALON DAY EVER!!
When Grandma Maxwell said she wanted to take her girls for a day at the salon, I THOUGHT it would be relaxing. Boy, was I wrong! 🙁 I mean, I should have known. BRIANNA was invited. But Grandma Maxwell AND my mom were going to be there. I figured there would be enough adult eyes […] Read more
MOM’S EMERGENCY
“AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” Usually when someone screams around here, it’s ME. But, yesterday it was my mom. And she was falling down the stairs! I don’t even know how—I guess she’s just THAT old. I didn’t exactly go running to see what was wrong. I assumed Brianna was driving her cray-cray! But she kept screaming. I found […] Read more
MY DAD IS ANCIENT!!
OMG. I am NEVER trying to teach my dad something EVER AGAIN!!! I was trying to study for my history test when he came into my room. “I need to be on the social media,” he announced. The social media?? “What are you talking about?” I asked. “You know, the Instachat, the Snapgram, the Facefriends […] Read more
BOOKSIGNING SURPRISE
I thought CCPs were brutal. But wow!! They have nothing on fanatic readers!!! Today Chloe dragged me and Zoey to a book signing for one of her favorite authors and we barely got out alive!!! I can’t keep up with everything Chloe reads, but there is this one author she reads—and talks about—a lot. Her […] Read more
MY FREAKIEST DREAM EVER!!!
OMG! I just had the freakiest dream EVER!! If you’ve ever seen that old movie Freaky Friday, where the girl and her mom switch bodies, that gives you an idea what I’ve been through. Only it was WAY worse than switching bodies with my mom! I woke up, and everything was normal. It was a […] Read more
Happy Easter!!
Happy Easter!! Squeeeee!! Easter is here! Another holiday, another excuse to eat MASSIVE amounts of chocolate! Do you guys have any Easter traditions, like the egg hunt? Read more
I’M SO PROUD OF GRANDMA MAXWELL!!!
I am SO proud of Grandma Maxwell! Is that weird? That sounds kinda weird. But it’s TRUE!! Just as we were about to leave for the doctor, Grandma Maxwell stopped by to visit us, because we were in the neighborhood. Grandma Maxwell could see that Brianna was FREAKING OUT. I tried to tell her through […] Read more
WHY I WILL NEVER TRAVEL WITH BRIANNA AGAIN, PART TWO!!
OMG!! I can FINALLY write about the HORROR of flying with Brianna—it took me like a week to recover and face the trauma!!! So if you read my diary last week, you know we were flying to Indiana for mid-winter break and the airport was enough drama. We got up crazy early, Brianna wandered off […] Read more
The 2017 Children’s Choice Award Best Book Finalist Grade 5-6!
Hi everyone! The guy dancing around above is my good friend, MAX CRUMBLY! He first appeared in my Dork Diaries Book 10: Tales From a Not-So-Perfect Pet Sitter. Did you know that Max and my crush, Brandon, are best friends! WHY is Max so HAPPY that he’s dancing? It’s because his new book, THE MISADVENTURES […] Read more
