Category Archives: My Diary
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN BRANDON CAME OVER FOR DINNER
Yesterday, Brandon came over to my house to work on a biology project with me. I was SO excited!! I knew we’d have a good two hours to talk about all kinds of fun things…like DNA, molecules, and osmosis. That’s the stuff we were SUPPOSED to talk about, but I planned to discuss way cooler things…like fun stuff […] Read more
Tales From a Not-So-Happily Ever After!
Today is an excerpt from Dork Diaries Book 8: Tales From a Not-So-Happily Ever After! After the WORST day ever, I end up with a bump on my head in gym class and have the WILDEST dream! My BFFs Chloe and Zoey, Brandon, and MacKenzie all end up playing the roles of some of my […] Read more
BRIANNA’S TEACHER IS A WITCH!!
For the past few days, Brianna has totally been FAKING SICK. Believe me, I should know. In case you haven’t read my first diary, I’m a pro at this fake sick stuff. Seriously, I make one MEAN bowl of fake vomit! So anyway, Mom caught Brianna using her red lipstick to make fake chicken pox […] Read more
QUIRKY QUESTION OF THE WEEK
Here’s a REALLY FUN quirky question for you to answer!
You have a magical cell phone! It can call anyone–past, present or future. WHO would you call, why, and what would you say? Your choices can include favorite celebs, characters or peop… Read more
Spotlight on…Melati and Isabel Wijsen!
Imagine if you put all the energy you spend fighting with your sister into changing the world instead… I’m pretty sure I could solve global warming, feed all the hungry people, and save all the endangered species!!! Sisters Melati and Isabel Wijsen live on the tiny island of Bali, which is part of the country […] Read more
TALES FROM A NOT-SO-GLAM TV STAR
OMG! So much is happening this month! A reality TV crew is following me and my BFF’s, Chloe and Zoey, as we record our popular song from the talent show. Plus, I have voice lessons, dance practice, and my little sister Brianna’s latest WACKY antics. I’m SURE I can handle everything! But will all the […] Read more
QUIRKY QUESTION OF THE WEEK
SQUEEEEE!! Valentine’s Day is right around the corner! If you could design your very own CANDY HEARTS for Valentine’s Day, what would they say? List five ideas in the comments below. I included five candy heart ideas in my artwork above! My personal candy heart messages are: 1 BFFS 4 EVER! 2 ONE COOL […] Read more
TALES FROM A NOT-SO-HAPPY HEARTBREAKER!
It’s February and love—and crushes—are in the air!! SQUEEEEEE!! The biggest dance of the year is in 10 days and I’m hoping my crush, Brandon, will be my date. But time is running out. What if he doesn’t want to go with me? Or worse—what if he ends up going with MacKenzie?!! Below is an EXTRA […] Read more
TOTAL TOILET PAPER PANDEMONIUM!
When my mom asked me if I could watch Brianna while she went to HomeGoods, I agreed. Well, it’s not like I had a choice, but still! Mom said that she wanted to pick up some things to redecorate the living room with. I figured she wouldn’t take long, so I knew I could wrangle […] Read more
I NEED GIFT IDEAS FOR BRANDON’S BIRTHDAY!
OMG, I’m SO frustrated right now! I’m sitting on my bed writing because I have a MAJOR dilemma!! It all started earlier this morning. I got a text from Chloe reminding me about our plans for after school. Chloe, Zoey, and I wanted to hang out at the mall today to spend some of our […] Read more
