Category Archives: Brianna
LOSER WITH A LOST LITTLE SISTER, PART 2
Okay, so in my last diary entry, I was looking EVERYWHERE for Brianna at the mall but couldn’t find her. Plus my mom called because she was wondering where we were. Here’s what happened next! “Brianna wasn’t at Andy’s Candies,” I thought aloud. “Where else could she be?!” Before I could finish, I saw a […] Read more
LOSER WITH A LOST LITTLE SISTER, PART 1
I thought losing Daisy in the park was bad. Well, it’s nothing compared to LOSING BRIANNA! I usually don’t complain whenever Mom tells me to watch Brianna while we’re at the mall. Not much, anyway. It just means chillaxing at Kandy Kindgom Play Land on a peppermint-shaped bench, and writing in my diary while Brianna […] Read more
BRIANNA’S TEACHER IS A WITCH!!
For the past few days, Brianna has totally been FAKING SICK. Believe me, I should know. In case you haven’t read my first diary, I’m a pro at this fake sick stuff. Seriously, I make one MEAN bowl of fake vomit! So anyway, Mom caught Brianna using her red lipstick to make fake chicken pox […] Read more
BRIANNA MEETS THE TOOTH FAIRY?!
GREAT NEWS! Today is the release date for HOW TO TRICK THE TOOTH FAIRY, by Erin Russell, the co-author of Dork Diaries. My little sister, Brianna, is TOTALLY OBSESSED with the tooth fairy, especially since she lost a tooth yesterday. But, before I tell you about all of that DRAMA, here is the super cute […] Read more
WATER PARK MANIA
So, I THOUGHT I was going to have the house to MYSELF all day! Well, to myself, Chloe and Zoey, who were going to come over for a relaxing “girlz day in.” Dad had to work and Mom was taking Brianna to a birthday party at a water park, since it was an unseasonably warm […] Read more
MY DIARY GOT STOLEN AGAIN!!
OMG YOU GUYS!! Remember when MacKenzie stole my diary?!! I SWORE I would never let that happen again! I have been SOOOOOO careful about where I take my diary and where I write in it. It shall never fall into the evil clutches of that lip gloss-addicted drama queen again! Well, it didn’t. But […] Read more
YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I FOUND UNDER BRIANNA’S BED!!
Spring is here!! Sunshine! Flowers blooming! The hope of summer! And what else? Apparently, spring cleaning! ☹ I was delivering a stack of folded laundry to Brianna’s room and I almost fell over when I opened her door. It STUNK like crazy! “MOM!!” Mom made her way over. Of course, by calling for Mom, that […] Read more
WORST HOUSEGUEST EVER!!
When Brianna asked if she could sign up to be in charge of her classroom pet for a weekend, I think my parents were expecting a fish or a small rodent. Maybe a bird? NOT A FIVE-FOOT LONG PYTHON!! Apparently, Monty Python doesn’t usually go home with students, especially since his giant aquarium is hard […] Read more
WORST SALON DAY EVER!!
When Grandma Maxwell said she wanted to take her girls for a day at the salon, I THOUGHT it would be relaxing. Boy, was I wrong! 🙁 I mean, I should have known. BRIANNA was invited. But Grandma Maxwell AND my mom were going to be there. I figured there would be enough adult eyes […] Read more
WHY I WILL NEVER TRAVEL WITH BRIANNA AGAIN, PART TWO!!
OMG!! I can FINALLY write about the HORROR of flying with Brianna—it took me like a week to recover and face the trauma!!! So if you read my diary last week, you know we were flying to Indiana for mid-winter break and the airport was enough drama. We got up crazy early, Brianna wandered off […] Read more