Category Archives: Ask Brandon
AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
Dear Brandon, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! That was me SCREAMING!! WHY?! Because my little brother is driving me NUTS! He breaks my things, is super annoying, and embarrasses me in front of my friends. Would you like a little brother? You can have MINE!! For FREE!!! Sincerely, AAAAAAAAAAHH!!! Dear Screamer, Your brother sounds like a real gem. I […] Read more
SHOULD I GIVE UP MY DREAM?!
What’s Up Brandon, I really want to be a famous entertainer one day. I love music and “old school” singers like Stevie Wonder and Prince. I practice singing and playing my guitar every day and I even write my own songs. The only problem is that no one takes me seriously, and my parents say I should […] Read more
SUFFERING IN SILENCE
Dear Brandon, I’ve known for a while that my parents are getting a divorce. I really want to tell my friends, but I still feel weird about the whole thing. They’ve noticed that I’ve been kind of down at school lately and they keep asking me if I’m okay. Do you think I should tell […] Read more
MISS BRACE FACE
Hi Brandon, I just got braces a few days ago 🙁 ! Now the kids in my class stare at me and say, “OMG! You got braces?!” I feel really insecure and don’t smile as much as I used to. What should I do? Miss Brace Face Hi Miss Brace Face, It sounds like you […] Read more
SHAME IN MY GAME
What’s Up Brandon, I kind of like a girl that sits in front of me in my class. The problem is that her brother plays on my soccer team and whenever she comes to watch our games I get so nervous that I totally screw up on the field. At my last game I accidentally […] Read more
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CAN’T DANCE?!
Hey Brandon, My school is having this big dance and practically everyone is going except me. I really want to go but I can’t dance. I have like NO rhythm! I’ve checked myself out in the mirror and it’s really painful to watch! I’m afraid if I try to dance, everyone will laugh at me. […] Read more
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CAN’T DANCE?!
Hey Brandon, My school is having this big dance and practically everyone is going except me. I really want to go but I can’t dance. I have like NO rhythm! I’ve checked myself out in the mirror and it’s really painful to watch! I’m afraid if I try to dance, everyone will laugh at me. […] Read more
CAN A GUY BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A GIRL?
Dude, I’ve known my three best buddies since kindergarten. The problem is that two of them are girls, so whenever we’re all together classmates tease us by saying we like each other! The truth is that we’re all just really good friends. Now, I don’t want to hang out with my girl buddies anymore and […] Read more
SPORTY GIRL VS. GIRLY GIRL
Hey Brandon, I like to play all kinds of sports and my favorites are soccer, basketball, and hockey. Do guys really like sporty girls or should I try to be more girly like some of the other girls at my school? Signed, Anonymous Dear Anonymous, Since I’m only one guy, I can’t speak for the […] Read more
HOW TO IMPRESS A BUS CRUSH
Hi Brandon, When I ride the bus to school every day, I sit right in front of this really nice and cute guy. I like him a lot but I don’t know how to get his attention. What’s the best way to impress my “bus crush?” Heartbroken bus-rider! Dear Heartbroken bus-rider, I can understand why […] Read more
