Category Archives: My Diary
BRIANNA’S FLYING FIASCO
OMG, I am NEVER flying with Brianna again! This weekend, my family took an hour-long flight to visit our Uncle Kirby (who’s not REALLY our uncle…just my dad’s weirdo exterminator friend who thinks it’s hysterical that if he’s an uncle, he’ll eventually marry our “ant”). I’ve been on a couple of flights before, but this […] Read more
15 THINGS THAT TOTALLY ANNOY ME!!
Grrrrrrrr! That’s me growling because I’m SUPER tired and SUPER annoyed with everyone and everything right now. Literally EVERYTHING is bugging me today! Since I’m a cross between Oscar the Grouch and Eeyore right now, I decided to make a list of some of the most annoying things in the whole wide world. Here goes! […] Read more
MY AUNT MABEL WON’T STOP EMBARRASSING ME!!
AAAAAAAAAAHHH! That was me screaming. Why, do you ask? Because my Aunt Mabel has come to visit, and she won’t stop humiliating me! (FYI, sitting at the kiddy table whenever I have holiday dinner at her house is NOTHING compared to what I went through this week! :() On Monday, I invited Chloe and Zoey […] Read more
EXCITING NEWS ABOUT MY NEW DIARY!
Guess what?!! My new book, DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-HAPPILY EVER AFTER (Book 8) comes out on Tuesday, September 30th. SQUEEEE!!! OMG! This diary is the most WACKIEST EVER! I had this freak accident in school and actually ended up in…well, it’s kind of a secret and I don’t want to blab my personal […] Read more
THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER SPA DAY I PLANNED
As you might remember from my post last week, I wanted to do something super nice for my mom to show her I appreciate her. Thanks so much for all your comments! Based on your advice, I decided to go with a mother/daughter spa day. Since I had $7, a piece of lint, and a […] Read more
