Category Archives: My Diary
I WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN!!!!
BRRRRR!!!! I have never been so cold in. My. LIFE!!!!! I mean, okay, at least I have warm clothes and a roof over my head. But a lot of good that roof does me. You know why? Our HEATER is broken!!!! This morning, I was in the middle of a dream about helping scientists in […] Read more
I RESOLVE TO NEVER MAKE A NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION AGAIN!!!
For Christmas, my mom got a gym membership and she’s been going almost every day to an exercise class or something. She comes back all sweaty, exhausted, and…happy? It’s weird. But kind of inspiring. So, I decided to try it. NOT my mom’s old people Zumba dance classes. But just…exercise. I mean, I get some […] Read more
A SURPRISE FROM BRANDON!!
SQUEEEEEE!! You’ll never guess who dropped by today! I was chillaxing in my footie pajamas that my grandmother bought for me. Even though they’re hideous and kind of look like something Brianna would wear, they’re red, fuzzy as a blanket, and super-comfy! Brianna was outside playing in the snow and kept on ringing the doorbell. […] Read more
SNOW STORM OF THE CENTURY!! (OR THE MONTH, AT LEAST!)
Dad’s at an exterminator conference for a couple days. I keep wondering WHAT a bunch of exterminators do together for fun!! Like…try to find the biggest, most awful bugs and see who can kill them fastest?? Anyway, Brianna was sad about Dad going out of town, so Mom said we should have a girls’ night. […] Read more
LIGHTS…ORNAMENTS…DISASTER!!!
I LOVE Christmas, don’t get me wrong. But after today, I’d kind of like to burn down every Christmas tree farm in the land!!!! The problem wasn’t getting the tree. This year we skipped the whole cut-it-down-yourself thing and just got one from the grocery store parking lot. Once the tree was inside our house, […] Read more
I GET MY CRAFT FAIR ON!!!
Today Zoey, Chloe, and I were helping Zoey’s mom at this holiday craft fair thingy she does. Zoey’s mom is this high-powered lawyer, always wearing a suit and talking on the phone about filing deadlines and case loads. So, I kind of didn’t expect her to be crafty. But I was WRONG. When we first […] Read more
MY DAY AT THE SOUP KITCHEN!
My mom got it in her head that we were going to serve at the local soup kitchen on Thanksgiving. And hey, I’m up for good deeds that also get me community service hours! We had it all planned to go with Chloe and Zoey’s families, but then we found out the soup kitchen already […] Read more
GOODBYE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS, HELLO…SPAGHETTI SQUASH??
I woke up this morning and my mom had taken down the Halloween decorations. The pumpkins were all moldy and gross, so THANK GOODNESS! But the spider webs on the bushes, ghost decals on the windows, witch in the tree and the gravestones on the lawn were ALL GONE. And I mean, Halloween’s over. I […] Read more
GOODBYE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS, HELLO…SPAGHETTI SQUASH??
I woke up this morning and my mom had taken down the Halloween decorations. The pumpkins were all moldy and gross, so THANK GOODNESS! But the spider webs on the bushes, ghost decals on the windows, witch in the tree and the gravestones on the lawn were ALL GONE. And I mean, Halloween’s over. I […] Read more
ATTACK OF THE CANDY WITCH THIEF!!!
You are not going to BELIEVE what Brianna just did!!!! So, I was working on my math homework, but I kept getting distracted. I realized I was hungry and needed some fuel. I went to the linen closet, which might sound like a weird place to find a snack. But not if you know that’s […] Read more
