Category Archives: My Diary
TWELVE DANCING GRANNIES (OKAY, SEVEN)
When Grandma Maxwell called and asked if she could use our oven for the afternoon, I had NO IDEA what I was getting myself into. She’s been coming over to visit a lot more often since she learned how to use Uber. So I was expecting her to be dropped off by some random car. […] Read more
BRIANNA’S CHRISTMAS REVOLUTION
I should have known better than to take Brianna to the mall during the holiday season. But she came to my room and dumped her piggy bank out on my bed and told me she wanted to get Mom “BEE-YOOO-TEE-FUL JEWELS” for Christmas. I mean, she may be a brat, but I’m not THAT heartless! […] Read more
OPERATION SMOOSHPET
We were on a MISSION. Chloe, Zoey, and I were going to Westchester’s biggest mall on Black Friday, and we were going to get a SmooshPet or DIE trying!! Okay, nobody was going to die. I should also explain what a SmooshPet is. SmooshPets are the hot new thing, in case you DON’T have a […] Read more
TURKEY TROUBLE
So, Brianna went to a pumpkin patch with her class and she had the time of her life. You know the drill—petting zoo, hay rides, everybody gets muddy and picks out a tiny pumpkin. Usually when she has a long and exciting field trip like this, she falls asleep the minute she’s home, so everybody […] Read more
LIBRARY DISASTER!
Lunchtime in the library is usually a calm, quiet place for Chloe, Zoey, and me to chillax without worrying about CCPs, bullies or food fights. But today we walked into the library and found TOTAL CHAOS! There were piles of books all over the place, and Mrs. Peach was sitting in the middle of the […] Read more
A SNEEZY, SNIFFLY HALLOWEEN
Do you know how long I spent working on my Halloween costume? At least a month! Maybe more, if you count all the time I spent thinking about and planning it. Guess what? It turned out PERFECT!! I was going to be a book fairy! I got some old books from a thrift store and […] Read more
How I Ended Up With Chipmunk Cheeks!
Wisdom teeth sound like they should be a good thing. I mean, they’re called WISDOM teeth, right? Like, people who are extra wise get them or something. Well, they’re NOT. Wisdom teeth should be called STUPID, AWFUL, EMBARRASSING teeth! UGH. If you don’t know, wisdom teeth are these molars in the way back of your […] Read more
WATER PARK MANIA
So, I THOUGHT I was going to have the house to MYSELF all day! Well, to myself, Chloe and Zoey, who were going to come over for a relaxing “girlz day in.” Dad had to work and Mom was taking Brianna to a birthday party at a water park, since it was an unseasonably warm […] Read more
THE TRUE MEANING OF “COOL”
Okay. So, remember when I first started going to WCD and wanted to fit in with the CCPs (a.k.a. Cute, Cool and Popular kids)? And, for a split second, MacKenzie actually BRAINWASHED me into wishing I was invited to her birthday party? Well, MacKenzie has made my life a total NIGHTMARE since then! And, what […] Read more
BALL PIT BONANZA!
OMG! Some little kids are the WORST!! My mom dropped Brianna and me off at Kandy Kingdom in the mall while she went to get her drivers license renewed (BTW, if you’ve already read my 6th diary, you know that Kandy Kingdom is this huge play land with an endless ball pit and lots of […] Read more
