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I NEVER FINISH ANYTHING!!!

Hi Brandon, I lose motivation super quickly. I love starting new projects and working on them, but I can never seem to finish them. I don’t know what to do. Help! The Procrastinator Hey Procrastinator, I totally know what you mean! In the beginning, a project can be super exciting. Maybe you’re learning a new […] Read more

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I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT!!!

Dear Nikki, I am so obsessed with being perfect. I always want everything to turn out amazing. But it doesn’t always! I want to be the top student in my classroom of twenty kids, but I’m just 3rd place. I also want the leading role in my school play, but I NEVER get it! I […] Read more

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DAD’S PIE PANDEMONIUM!

Okay, it all started when my dad baked a delicious apple pie for my mom. Mom said she loved it so much that he should enter the 89th Annual Westchester Pie Contest. It started out fine. I mean, I like pies! (Except when he goes a little over the top with his ideas – avocado […] Read more

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WHAT IF I DON’T MAKE THE TEAM?!?!

Hey Brandon, This year I’m trying out for a new team sport, and so far I like it. The problem is that I’ve never played before so almost all the girls are better then me. Tryouts are in January and I feel like I won’t make the team. What should I do? Troubled By Tough […] Read more

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I’M SCARED OF PUBERTY!!!

Hi Nikki, I’m having a lot of trouble lately with puberty. I’m growing hair under my arms and I don’t like it! Plus, all my friends are wearing trendy, showy clothes, but I don’t wanna grow up and I fear what’s next! Help! Petrified By Puberty Problems Hi Petrified By Puberty Problems, Oh boy, I […] Read more

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Dork Diaries Friendship Box

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Get my NEW Dork Diaries Friendship Box and share it with your BFFs! There’s lots of cool stuff inside, including my Book 1 SQUEEE Edition!

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QUIRKY QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Today’s quirky question is about SLEEPOVERS! That’s right! I want to know what YOU would do if the following thing ever happened while you’re hanging out overnight with your friends. Let’s say that, as a sleepover prank, your BFFs wet your clothes and then stuffed them into the freezer! And when you find them the […] Read more

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HEEELP! MY PANTS FELL DOWN!!

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY! HELP!! 🙁 Yesterday, all of my pants were in the wash, so I had to borrow my brother’s. During PE I was running around, and forgot my pants were a few sizes too big. Well guess what happened? My pants fell down!! Everyone saw me in my trunks, even the girls, […] Read more

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WHO AM I????

Dear Nikki, I’ve been feeling really confused about myself lately. When I’m around my friends, I act really goofy, just like an all-around nutcase. But I’m also close with some CCPs and when I’m around them, I have to act totally different. It drives me INSANE. Should I keep up this charade, or should I […] Read more

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TALENT SHOW TROUBLE!

I can’t believe it’s already November! The weather is chilly, the leaves are changing, and Thanksgiving is right around the corner. The most important thing about November is that there’s a really big TALENT SHOW coming up at our school! Below is an excerpt from my November diary, DORK DIARIES BOOK 3: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-TALENTED POP STAR. […] Read more

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