Author Archives: Dork Diaries

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CAN’T DANCE?!

Hey Brandon, My school is having this big dance and practically everyone is going except me. I really want to go but I can’t dance.  I have like NO rhythm! I’ve checked myself out in the mirror and it’s really painful to watch!  I’m afraid if I try to dance, everyone will laugh at me.  […] Read more

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WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU CAN’T DANCE?!

Hey Brandon, My school is having this big dance and practically everyone is going except me. I really want to go but I can’t dance. I have like NO rhythm! I’ve checked myself out in the mirror and it’s really painful to watch! I’m afraid if I try to dance, everyone will laugh at me. […] Read more

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CAN A GUY BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A GIRL?

Dude, I’ve known my three best buddies since kindergarten. The problem is that two of them are girls, so whenever we’re all together classmates tease us by saying we like each other! The truth is that we’re all just really good friends. Now, I don’t want to hang out with my girl buddies anymore and […] Read more

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EXCITING NEWS ABOUT MY NEW DIARY!

Guess what?!! My new book, DORK DIARIES: TALES FROM A NOT-SO-HAPPILY EVER AFTER (Book 8) comes out on Tuesday, September 30th. SQUEEEE!!! OMG! This diary is the most WACKIEST EVER! I had this freak accident in school and actually ended up in…well, it’s kind of a secret and I don’t want to blab my personal […] Read more

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SPORTY GIRL VS. GIRLY GIRL

Hey Brandon, I like to play all kinds of sports and my favorites are soccer, basketball, and hockey.  Do guys really like sporty girls or should I try to be more girly like some of the other girls at my school? Signed, Anonymous Dear Anonymous, Since I’m only one guy, I can’t speak for the […] Read more

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Book 8: Meet the Author Tour Dates

Meet Rachel Renée Russell and her daughters Erin and Nikki and snag cool swag like Dork Diaries posters, stickers, bookmarks and pencils, while supplies last! Tuesday, September 30th 7:30 p.m. Takoma Park Public Library 101 Philadelphia Avenue Takoma Park, Maryland 20912  Wednesday, October 1st 10:30 a.m. Politics & Prose 5015 Connecticut Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. 20008  Saturday, […] Read more

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HOW TO IMPRESS A BUS CRUSH

Hi Brandon, When I ride the bus to school every day, I sit right in front of this really nice and cute guy. I like him a lot but I don’t know how to get his attention. What’s the best way to impress my “bus crush?” Heartbroken bus-rider! Dear Heartbroken bus-rider, I can understand why […] Read more

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