Max Crumbly
Special Edition
Frenemies Forever
Puppy Love in Paperback
Dorkettes on Facebook
Sign up for the UK Dork Diaries newsletter
Collect them all!
January 20, 2017

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO GET A PHONE UNTIL COLLEGE!!!

Hi Nikki!  I have a big problem. I’m not allowed to have my own phone until I am in COLLEGE! I’ve tried everything—from begging my mom to doing extra chores—but it won’t work! She just won’t get me a phone! What should I do? Phoneless And Frustrated Hi Phoneless And Frustrated, Okay, I can TOTALLY […] Read more

January 18, 2017

BRIANNA IS THE WORST NURSE EVER!!!

I have never been so sick in. My. LIFE!!!! I’m pretty sure I’m going to die. I would like to leave all my art supplies to my BFF, Zoey, and all my cutest clothes to my BFF, Chloe. 
 I’ll even leave my phone to Brianna, since I’ll be dead anyway! My head is POUNDING. […] Read more

January 17, 2017

MY CRUSH IS NOW MY LAB PARTNER!!!

Hi Brandon! So, I’ve had this crush FOREVER. Yesterday in science, we had to move seats and now he’s MY LAB PARTNER!!! The good part is that he’s super funny, cute, kind, and a very great person to talk to. But, the bad part is that if I do something dumb, I’m afraid he’ll totally […] Read more

January 11, 2017

I’M TOO SELF-CONSCIOUS TO WEAR SHORTS!


Hi Nikki! I’m REALLY self-conscious of wearing shorts! I can’t wear them in front of people because I’m scared they’ll talk about my fat legs. Even when I’m in PE class, I still don’t like to wear them. I’m fine with skinny jeans but shorts are just scary! This was really hard to write. Please, […] Read more

January 10, 2017

I WILL NEVER BE WARM AGAIN!!!!

BRRRRR!!!! I have never been so cold in. My. LIFE!!!!! I mean, okay, at least I have warm clothes and a roof over my head. But a lot of good that roof does me. You know why? Our HEATER is broken!!!! This morning, I was in the middle of a dream about helping scientists in […] Read more

More Blog Entries