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May 24, 2017

MY BFF IS BEING SO MEAN!!

Hey Nikki, My BFF is usually nice, but sometimes she overreacts to small things! For example, once I was using her notebook, which she was fine with AT FIRST. But then, I wanted to show her my drawing as a surprise, and she started gritting her teeth and glaring at me, and kept saying, “GIVE […] Read more

May 22, 2017

MOM’S EMERGENCY

“AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!” Usually when someone screams around here, it’s ME. But, yesterday it was my mom. And she was falling down the stairs! I don’t even know how—I guess she’s just THAT old. I didn’t exactly go running to see what was wrong. I assumed Brianna was driving her cray-cray! But she kept screaming. I found […] Read more

May 20, 2017

EVERYONE THINKS I’M WEIRD!!!

Hi Brandon! How do you find friends when everyone thinks you’re WEIRD? I like who I am, but at school, nobody wants to hang out with me. It’s gotten SO BAD that my grades are suffering and I don’t do my best at stuff anymore. To hide how bad I feel, I make puns a […] Read more

May 17, 2017

I’M NEVER GOING TO ACHIEVE MY DREAM!!!

Hi Nikki, I’ve always wanted to dance. But, the problem is I have a really bad ankle. I broke it seriously when I was five, and ever since then I have to be extra careful with it. I know if I asked my mom to take dance lessons, she would laugh and say, “You know […] Read more

May 15, 2017

MY DAD IS ANCIENT!!

OMG. I am NEVER trying to teach my dad something EVER AGAIN!!! I was trying to study for my history test when he came into my room. “I need to be on the social media,” he announced. The social media?? “What are you talking about?” I asked. “You know, the Instachat, the Snapgram, the Facefriends […] Read more

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