Category Archives: Brianna
WHY I WILL NEVER TRAVEL WITH BRIANNA AGAIN!!!
I am NEVER stepping foot in an airport with Brianna EVER AGAIN!! My dad has some exterminator’s convention in Indianapolis, which is where my mom’s BFF from high school lives, and Grandma had some frequent flyer miles that needed to get used. So apparently we’re taking a family trip to Indi for mid-winter break. This […] Read more
BRIANNA, THE QUEEN OF MINI GOLF!!!!
ARRGHHH!!! So, a while back I ACCIDENTALLY agreed to take Brianna mini-golfing. I don’t know what I was thinking. I WASN’T thinking, obviously!!!! Today was the day. Dad was working and Mom had a dentist appointment. She dropped us off at Go Go Golf Family Amusement Center, which was known for its huge indoor miniature […] Read more
BRIANNA’S TOTALLY UNFAIR UNBIRTHDAY!!!
Don’t mind me, just hiding from a pack of six-year-olds. Hiding isn’t the right word. Cowering? Figuring out how I might disguise myself and escape this house? It all started when Brianna watched the old animated Disney version of Alice in Wonderland. I tried to warn her not to. That creepy cat gave me nightmares […] Read more
Maybe Brianna Didn’t Ruin Halloween After All?!…
MY SPOOK-TACULAR HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS!! Okay, remember last week when I told you how Brianna went bonkers in the craft store and ruined my chances of getting some spooky new Halloween decorations? UGH!!! She is SO totally annoying! But. When we got home, I pulled out our totally sad, pathetic decorations and […] Read more
BRIANNA IS RUINING HALLOWEEN!!
OMG! I AM SELLING MY LITTLE SISTER! Seriously, could you use an occasionally adorable (but mostly infuriating!!!) little kid around the house? Maybe you need someone to drive you up a wall or steal your stuff or blame things on you? She comes at the extremely low, low price of FREE!!! JUST TAKE HER AWAY! […] Read more
I’M BACK!! DID YOU MISS ME?!
BRIANNA AND ME AT THE WATER PARK Hi everyone! I’m BACK! Did you miss me? I really missed you, too! The good news is that I’ve spent most of the summer working on Dork Diaries Book 10, TALES FROM A NOT-SO-PERFECT PET SITTER! And, guess what!! It’s all DONE! […] Read more
