Author Archives: Dork Diaries

How to fit in at a new school

Brandon, I just moved to this new school, and I’m a total nobody! At my old school everyone knew me, and I had a ton of friends. I had girls constantly crushing on me, and I was All District in EVERY SPORT I played!! Now, I can’t try out for any sports because it’s mid-season, and […] Read more

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Help! My BFF is crushing on my crush!!

Dear Brandon, OMG! I just found out that my BFF and I are crushing on the same guy. What should I do? Frustrated Feuding Frenemy Hi Frustrated Feuding Frenemy, Sounds like you’re in a really tough situation. Usually, I say “lads before ladies” (even though I’m not British, and the only “ladies” I know serve sloppy […] Read more

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Oh Brother!

Sup Brandon! I share a room with my little brother and we basically get along. The problem is now that I’m older it’s really embarrassing having my friends over. Our room is filled with stupid kiddie stuff, and whenever I try to chill out with my friends, I have no privacy.  I love my brother […] Read more

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How to ask a guy to a dance

Hi Brandon, Our school Valentine’s Day Dance is coming up! It’s girls ask guys, and the thought of having to ask a guy to the dance is freaking me out. OMG! I’m SO embarrassed! I just want to cover my face and CRINGE! I guess I’m too chicken! HELP! Too Afraid To Ask Dear Too […] Read more

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Crush Crisis Emergency!

Hey Brandon, I really need your advice! I like this boy in my class that sits across from me that I’ve known since forever. We are really good friends and I think he likes me too! But, the problem is I DON’T KNOW if he likes me and I’m really freaking out about it!! How can I […] Read more

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My Friends Think I’m Boring!!

Hey Brandon, I love art, reading books, and writing stories. However, whenever I tell people what my hobbies are, they call me boring or say that I’m wasting my life because there are better things to spend money on than art supplies and books. Other people say that I should do a sport instead. I’m tired of people […] Read more

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Video Games Are Ruining My Friendship!

Hi Brandon, One of my good friends is a guy that I’ve known like forever. We’ve always gotten along just fine until recently. Lately, whenever we hang out all he wants to do is play video games. Not to brag, but I’m pretty good since I play against my brothers. The problem is that my friend […] Read more

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The Most Embarrassing Photo Ever!!

Hey Brandon, I got some very cool sunglasses as a Christmas present and wanted to show them off to my best friend.  So, I started goofing around and took a selfie doing that crazy Miley Cyrus Rock Star pose. (You know, the one with the tongue!) I think my friend must have sent my photo […] Read more

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Please Don’t Mess With My Stuff!!

What’s Up Brandon, Okay, I’ll admit that I’m probably addicted to all of my electronic gadgets like my cell phone, iPad, video games, music, etc.  But, what kid isn’t?!! I also spend a lot of time on social media and texting about stuff like homework assignments and my lacrosse team. But lately, my parents have […] Read more

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I need ADORKABLE gift ideas!!

Dear Brandon, I would like to give my four best friends a small Christmas present. But, unfortunately, I don’t have a lot of money to buy them stuff from the mall. Could you give me some creative ideas for cool presents that I could make to give to my friends? I’m pretty good at crafts and I […] Read more

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